— PERFUME FOR BEARS, by Scout and me.
Today on the way to coffee/deals/steals with Emil a lady pointed at us and yelled “SEXY AS FUCK!!!” from a moving car. And then on the walk home another complete stranger told us we were adorable. I mean, we are both cute humans, but how can you tell from that far away and at 30mph?
And also, thank you random people because before that I felt kind of scrappy.
yes this happened <3
I’ll be in your lovely city next weekend, what’s happening? Specifically are there any good awkward butt-shaking dance parties?
Floyd plays stick.
i just walked into my room and emil was using my njoy pure wand as a darning egg to fix one of my socks.
Heading back to the states. Missing this hottie already.
That no smoking sign really is a nice touch to this photo, isn’t it? Fuck you in that hat and tie. It’s a shame tumblr can’t see more of your outfit, they’d swoon harder than they do already.
Sleeping in New Orleans, May 2012.
I’m visiting Toronto over Thanksgiving and I need recommendations what to do while I’m there. What shouldn’t I miss? What area should I stay in?
— Me to Jen on skype.
[Cyclemonster] asked me how I differentiate between people I date and friends who are my family who I also fuck. The only difference I can tell is while I love you all dearly and the love for someone I date is no different than the love I have for my cuddlefuck family, I only date the people I fall in love with. But this idea, so queer and without societal example, leaves me scared (for very silly reasons aligned with mainstream ideas of relationships) of losing people because they don’t have a reason to stay if I don’t date them. Which isn’t true, it’s not true at all. But I’m afraid.
Because I love you, I love you so much. I know you aren’t someone I’d fall in love with but you are my best friend and I love you more than anything. Why does that sound like second place when it’s not at all how I mean it? I haven’t cried this hard since right after I left Boston. I know everything evolves and people wane and wax, but is it too much to want to cling to what I have right now?
— Me in a letter to Storyslut, September 23, 2012.
- It is indeed possible to wear 3 florals at once.
- Brine yer meats (don’t marinate them).
- I should never drink more than half a cup of caffeine at once.
- When indecisive, always opt for tea.
- I enjoy writing short essays.
- My computer thinks “underappreciated” both is and isn’t a word, simultaneously.