Cocky sassy feminist glitterfag sub. western MA + SF Bay Area. They-nouns. See also: SmutGlitz.
Talk to me.
May 1, 2013
March 31, 2013
"We have been asked to create a perfume for the sustainable lumberjack in everyone. Thick and foresty, this scent evokes a frosty mountain trail, the woody smoke of a campfire, and the rugged self-sufficiency of relying on your pocket knife for everything. The scent is tough, but wrapped in the tenderness of vegan leather. Flannel for all, doused with a shimmer of sass and glitter. This perfume will say “I showered, then I cut down some trees."
— PERFUME FOR BEARS, by Scout and me.
March 22, 2013
Today on the way to coffee/deals/steals with Emil a lady pointed at us and yelled “SEXY AS FUCK!!!” from a moving car. And then on the walk home another complete stranger told us we were adorable. I mean, we are both cute humans, but how can you tell from that far away and at 30mph?
And also, thank you random people because before that I felt kind of scrappy.
yes this happened <3
March 1, 2013
February 17, 2013
NYC Queers + Plant People!
I’ll be in your lovely city next weekend, what’s happening? Specifically are there any good awkward butt-shaking dance parties?
January 2, 2013
Floyd plays stick.
December 3, 2012
November 30, 2012
i just walked into my room and emil was using my njoy pure wand as a darning egg to fix one of my socks.
November 25, 2012
Heading back to the states. Missing this hottie already.
That no smoking sign really is a nice touch to this photo, isn’t it? Fuck you in that hat and tie. It’s a shame tumblr can’t see more of your outfit, they’d swoon harder than they do already.
October 28, 2012
October 22, 2012
October 19, 2012
Toronto!
Hey,
I’m visiting Toronto over Thanksgiving and I need recommendations what to do while I’m there. What shouldn’t I miss? What area should I stay in?
October 18, 2012
"You aren’t the sort of person I want to make out with but I really want to kiss you."
— Me to Jen on skype.
October 16, 2012
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[Cyclemonster] asked me how I differentiate between people I date and friends who are my family who I also fuck. The only difference I can tell is while I love you all dearly and the love for someone I date is no different than the love I have for my cuddlefuck family, I only date the people I fall in love with. But this idea, so queer and without societal example, leaves me scared (for very silly reasons aligned with mainstream ideas of relationships) of losing people because they don’t have a reason to stay if I don’t date them. Which isn’t true, it’s not true at all. But I’m afraid.
Because I love you, I love you so much. I know you aren’t someone I’d fall in love with but you are my best friend and I love you more than anything. Why does that sound like second place when it’s not at all how I mean it? I haven’t cried this hard since right after I left Boston. I know everything evolves and people wane and wax, but is it too much to want to cling to what I have right now?
— Me in a letter to Storyslut, September 23, 2012.
October 12, 2012
Things I learned before 11am:
- It is indeed possible to wear 3 florals at once.
- Brine yer meats (don’t marinate them).
- I should never drink more than half a cup of caffeine at once.
- When indecisive, always opt for tea.
- I enjoy writing short essays.
- My computer thinks “underappreciated” both is and isn’t a word, simultaneously.
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